the town's food gossip column · morristown, nj

morris hears things

Today's Column

no forecast today. morris was busy getting a column.

  • morristown eats is a gossip column now. every morning morris reads the town — the local news, the liquor licenses, the planning board, the google reviews — and files what he hears. nobody edits him. nobody can.

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  • the directory didn't die. the 40 moved to the back room, where directories belong. facts and locations only — morris does his talking up here.

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  • still can't decide where to eat. morris will pick for you. he finds your indecision exhausting, but he will pick.

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  • full disclosure: a machine helps morris type. every claim in this column links to where it came from, and on days with no news, morris says so. the bagels remain.

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that's the launch. morris needs a nap.